
The word tired cant even explain how I feel right now. The word exhausted doesn't even do the state of mind I'm in right now justice. Damn, does that even make sense? The NY
Comicon has finally ended and around 1am last night I finally arrived back in good old New Hampshire. From last Wednesday until late Monday night I busted my hump getting to every single gaming panel held at the con, demoed every single game they had on display and occasionally went around the show floor looking at the various vendors from around the US. It was tough to accomplish but in all actuality I had a blast doing so. So without further
adue...here's what went down!
I'm gonna lay this out for you all super simple like. Basically, I'm gonna do three things: List the three best of shows, list the three worst of shows and then give you my single favorite demo I got to test out. Simple, cut and dry tactics here folks...easy enough to wrap your noggins around and not go into an epileptic gaming induced seizure. So, hows about we start with the bad? In all honesty my list may "tick" a few people off (mostly the fan boys) but in order to give you the "real deal scope" of these demos I'm going to be brutally honest. My three worst of shows go to:
- Velvet Assassin
- DC Universe
- Ghost Busters
DC Universe being on that list [alone] is going to fill my email box up with about 12
oo angry

comic book lovers hell bent on making my life a living hell from now on...but whatever. The demo I played looked awfully pretty but the game play was clunky, locked up twice when I was running around the city and the lag was almost unbearable when in a fight. No thanks guys...I'll stick with Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2.
Velvet Assassin, what can I say? Perhaps the crappiest game I've played in recent memory. Nothing [with this game] screams good. In fact, the only thing that was screaming was me after spending almost five minutes learning how to control the main character. Strike one. Strike two comes after the fact that the graphics are about as generic as an old Sonic the Hedgehog game. Your probably wondering what strike three is, right? Well, there is no strike three simply due to the fact that strikes one and two are enough to kill a bull.
Now, onto the one that may have surprised you all: Ghost Busters. I'm going to put
thi
s as dumbed down as possible and try not to step on any ones toes. This game is about as fun as lighting your own head on fire. You run around as "the new guy" spotting ghost. You take out your proton pack. You aim. You Fire. You incapacitate. You Capture. Rinse and repeat nine hundred times. The game is just not that fun people, plain and simple! I tried so hard to get into it (I loved the movies so I forced myself to at least give it a fair shot) but I just couldn't. I knew after two minutes of playing it that i wanted nothing to do with this game. graphically, the game looked solid...but that's about it.
BEST OF SHOW:
- Dragon Age: Origin
- Red Faction: Guerrilla
- Prototype
Done with the crappy demos and onto the goods. Lets start with third most satisfying/awesome game to make an appearance at the con: Dragon Age. If your not familiar with the developers (Bioware) then perhaps you
will recognize them by this reference: They are the dudes that made Baldurs Gate; perhaps the greatest Action RPG game ever made. If this is something that just perked your ears than get a load of what I am about to say; Dragon Age puts the smack-down on Baldurs Gate....then takes a dump on it. Within five seconds (and I'm not lying) of putting my meat hooks on the mouse and keyboard i knew I was in for something special. Graphically, this game blows every single other game at the con away and then some. However, that's not the coolest thing I encountered. The size of the dungeons I played was sheer madness. The amount of creatures and enemies in almost every section of the map made me feel like I was personally there. I was playing as the Beserker race, AKA: The Tank. I would run up to the crowd of monsters and just start hacking away while my spell casters would heal me from afar. The whole time I was playing this game I got a feeling of Diablo meets Hexen meets Baldurs G
ate all cranked up on about 20 cc's of anabolic steroids. I'll stop there. Dragon Age = Excellent!
Second up on my list is a game you may have all forgotten about... Red Faction: Guerrilla. This game blew me away and was my second favorite of the show. The
multiplayer aspect alone gave this game a "1-up" on every other game shown at the convention. Fast paced, hardcore action is what its all about when playing Guerrilla, people! Weapon selection alone would have me jumping for joy but when you toss in gigantic
Mech's in the mix; well you can count me in! No lag, excellent graphics, fast paced action and one hell of an arsenal at you disposal makes Guerrilla one heck of a sleeper hit for 2009! Seriously people...check this game out!
OK, we have made it to my number one game of the show. If you haven't guessed already what it is...well you've been living u
nder a rock for the past week. My number one pick for 2009's NY
Comicon goes to non other than Prototype. When I say that this game nearly had my jaw dropping to the floor for the entire time would be a heaping pile of "understatement." No lies fellas, I literally turned to the "Representative" there ten times and said, "Are you f*
cking kidding me?" Prototype is one hell of a good time...and
thats an understatement! Graphics: 12 Game play: 15 Sound
FX: 18 and Fun Factor 20...and this is out of 10! I haven't had this much fun playing a game (let alone a
friggin' demo) since...Jesus, I don't even know. I can't even formulate a frigging sentence when describing this Monster! OK OK, let me put it in perspective for you: I was allotted 20 minutes of game play when
demo'ing this game. When the developer told me "times up" I turned to him and said these exact words: " No F*
cking way." '
NUFF SAID.
So there you have it my pics for NY
Comicon 2009! Hopefully next year there will be even more games present at the con. I will sum it up for all you in one sentence: NY
Comicon 2009 rocked it! Games, comics, scantily clad dressed women and a sh*t ton of
cosplay made 2009 one hell of a year...and it's not even half way through! Until next NY
Comicon.......................
-Game Hard-